What's Your Superpower?

The other night at dinner Dave said that if he could pick a superpower, he would want to be able to teleport. One of the older kids said, "So you could get to work in, like, seconds?"

He said, "Um, no, I don't think I would use it for that..."

"I thought you liked your job!"

Thankfully we didn't delve into the complexities of a grown-up's world, but rather all began sharing what we each might choose for a superpower, as well as the pros and cons of each power. Dave drew a laugh round the table by suggesting that Scarlett's could be acid drool. And somewhere in the discussion, Chase, in his typical volume, offered,

"MY POWER WOULD BE THAT I COULD SPIT SPEARS!"

Sometimes there are just no words.